What’s on nearby

Before Alan Jay: Hell Hath No Humour Like a Gayboy Scorned at 18:00 at Gilded Balloon Patter House

• ~4 min walkA Political Breakfast · Comedy09:30–10:30 · 1hFree
• ~4 min walkKids Breakfast Klub · Children's Shows09:30–12:00 · 2h 30min£20 (15)
• ~4 min walkShakespeare for Breakfast · Theatre10:00–10:50 · 50 min£14 (10)
• ~4 min walk1 British, 1 Immigrant *Continental Breakfast · Comedy10:00–11:00 · 1h£5
• ~4 min walkMat Smith: The Middle · Comedy10:00–11:00 · 1h£2.50
• ~4 min walkAbout Comedy: Stand-Up Comedy Course · Comedy10:00–14:30 · 4h 30min£119 (109)
• ~4 min walkRomeo and Juliet for Bairns · Children's Shows10:15–11:05 · 50 min£14 (10)
• ~4 min walkGrandad & Me Do Stand Up Comedy · Comedy10:20–11:10 · 50 min£5
• ~4 min walkFree Royal Mile Tours · Events10:30–12:00 · 1h 30minFree
• ~4 min walkAlingon Mitra: Clean Cuts · Comedy10:30–11:30 · 1h£2.50
• ~4 min walkLouis Beer: Ultra-Processed Comedy Show (Work in Progress) · Comedy10:40–11:25 · 45 min£2.50
• ~4 min walkComedy Brunch · Comedy11:00–12:00 · 1h£7.50
• ~4 min walk1 Hour Straitjacket Escape Magic Show · Cabaret and Variety11:00–12:00 · 1hFree
• ~4 min walkA Kiwi Idiot's Guide to Great Britain · Comedy11:00–11:50 · 50 min£7.50
• ~4 min walkThe Elves and the Shoemaker · Children's Shows11:00–11:55 · 55 min£16 (10)
• ~4 min walkShaolin Clown · Dance Physical Theatre and Circus11:00–11:55 · 55 min£12 (10)
• ~4 min walkThe Daily Strum · Cabaret and Variety11:00–12:00 · 1hFree
• ~4 min walkCODE · Dance Physical Theatre and Circus11:00–11:55 · 55 min£16 (15)
• ~4 min walk0% British – Mornings: An Irish Stand-Up Comedy Show · Comedy11:10–12:00 · 50 min£6
• ~4 min walkSnow · Dance Physical Theatre and Circus11:15–12:10 · 55 min£16 (12)
• ~4 min walkPiemaggedon · Children's Shows11:15–12:10 · 55 min£5
• ~4 min walk3's Comedy: Mornings · Comedy11:15–12:15 · 1hFree
• ~4 min walkRachel Creeger: Ultimate Jewish Mother 2026 · Comedy11:20–12:20 · 1h£7.50
• ~4 min walkChildren's Underground Ghost Show · Children's Shows11:30–12:15 · 45 min£13
• ~4 min walkDelivering Debussy · Theatre11:30–12:15 · 45 min£14 (10)
• ~4 min walkAn Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman · Comedy11:30–12:30 · 1h£10
• ~4 min walkEdinburgh’s Fun and Funny Walking Tour · Events11:30–13:30 · 2h£12 (8)
• ~4 min walkEvery Day's A School Day · Comedy11:35–12:35 · 1h£5
• ~4 min walk101 Rules for a Better World (by Comedians) · Comedy11:45–12:45 · 1h£5
• ~4 min walkRomeo and Juliet for Bairns · Children's Shows11:45–12:35 · 50 min£14 (10)
• ~4 min walkGoing Coastal with Donald McGinty · Comedy11:55–12:55 · 1h£2.50
• ~4 min walkSerious Nonsense · Children's Shows12:00–13:00 · 1hFree
• ~4 min walkThis Is Not Hansel and Gretel · Theatre12:00–13:00 · 1hFree
• ~4 min walkStuart Mitchell – Solo Show · Comedy12:00–13:00 · 1h£22.50
• ~4 min walkMark Simmons: Jokes At Noon · Comedy12:00–12:50 · 50 minFree
• ~4 min walk5 Headliners for £10 · Comedy12:00–12:55 · 55 min£10
• ~4 min walkComedy Sheep: All Star Stand-Up Showcase! · Comedy12:00–12:55 · 55 min£8
• ~4 min walkMi Casa es su Casa · Comedy12:00–13:00 · 1h£2.50
• ~4 min walkThe Midlife Mind Flip · Comedy12:00–13:00 · 1h£2.50
• ~4 min walkCheryl Hurst: Lots More Mr Nice Guy · Comedy12:10–12:55 · 45 min£2.50
• ~4 min walkCraig Wilson: This Might Be Nothing · Comedy12:15–13:00 · 45 min£7
• ~4 min walkAuditory Awakenings with Mr Tingles in the House of ASMR · Comedy12:15–13:15 · 1hFree
• ~4 min walkRobin Boot's Rockomedy: Pun to the Hills · Comedy12:15–13:15 · 1hFree
• ~4 min walkRichard Pulsford: Gold Fashioned Jokes · Comedy12:15–13:05 · 50 min£7
• ~4 min walkTim Biglowe: Plonka · Comedy12:15–13:05 · 50 minFree
• ~4 min walkPG Hits! The Best in Stand-Up Comedy Without the Rude Bits! · Comedy12:20–13:10 · 50 min£10 (8)
• ~4 min walkElise Harris: Better Be Best · Comedy12:20–13:10 · 50 minFree
• ~4 min walkHamlet: Prince of Sweden · Theatre12:25–13:25 · 1h£12 (10)
• ~4 min walkAnime-Zing Kids! · Children's Shows12:30–13:15 · 45 min£5
• ~4 min walkJamie Leonard: Blink of an Eye · Cabaret and Variety12:30–13:20 · 50 minFree